ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

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theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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hereshestands:

I wanna cruise through empty lit streets just like these, with you. <3

hereshestands:

I wanna cruise through empty lit streets just like these, with you. <3

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batlovescat:

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

WUT

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